Havana Club -

Claim as many bottles as you like, without the customs forms .

Rum from a time when Sin City was an island.

Rum from a time when you could buy Cuban cigars and smoke them on the flight back.

When the only thing that stayed open later than the casino was the club.

The only club that never closed.

The golden age was a warm up.

If these walls could talk, you’d be more shocked by the stories than the talking walls.

Rum from a time when you would wear your Sunday best to do your Saturday worst.

Hennessey -

A good Cognac achieves perfection, a great one keeps going

Now accepting applications for entry-level tasting positions. Must have 10 years experience.

Perfection is a euphemism for complacency.

The king of Cognac since America had a king.

Mr. Clean -

Remove stains as easily as you cause them. 

Erase all those parties you don’t remember.

A small price to pay to get back your security deposit.

The easiest way to remodel.

The Economist -

Fear superficial intelligence more than artificial intelligence.

What happens when a virus goes viral?

Humblebrag just by holding it.

The blunt facts on marijuana.

Facts. Up for analysis, not interpretation

Make bigger small talk.

Be more than just a pretty facial recognition.